I fought off 2 bears and a lion with one hand behind my back. it was pretty scary.
2007-12-18 23:51:56 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What no tigers?
What was Dorothy and Toto doing while you were saving them?
I'll be you wish you gave the Tin Man some oil now.
2007-12-18 23:58:21 · answer #1 · answered by jwbovftn9d 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I played with a lion and lioness when I was 11. The lion was like a smelly cat but very docile and you could do about anything. The lioness was another matter. Touch her tail. ears or any of the 4 paws and she would swat you across the room. The owner had declawed both as they resided in his house.
High school age 14, I was at a park. A kid sicked his German Shepard on me. I broke it's nose with one blow of my right hand. Dog rolled over and after about 10 minutes died. Police arrived and thanked me. It had happened others bit, and ducks and geese killed by the dog. But in retrospect it better to have hit the kid commanding it.
In Viet Nam, I wrestled our mascot bear. A Southeast Asian Honey bear. Simple enough. It a vegeterian addicted to sweets.
In Viet Nam I was in a Jeep following a deuce and a half. A bull elephant on a rampage pulling up telephone poles. Guy in the 2-1/2 honked in panic. The elephant easily rolled the 2-1/2 on it's side. I was next and scared, but I didn't honk. Elephant passed and continued pulling up poles. So the elephant won that one. I did have an M-14. Never even considered using the pea shooter.
A few far more minor incidents.
Just wondering. Where do bears and lions live together? Or was it two incidents or do you mean a mountain lion? As always truth tops fiction though. Inglorious as my events were.
2007-12-19 00:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by genghis1947 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I fought off 4 bears and 2 lions with two hands behind my back. it was pretty easy.
2007-12-18 23:55:23 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I fought 13 bears, a pride of Lions with both hands tied behind my back, luckily I was suffering PMS at the time phew!
2007-12-18 23:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oooh... Well I jumped off a cliff to save a runaway pram, the mother was whale watching with her baby when she was attacked by ravinous wolverines I managed to take down the wolverines attacking the mother then jumped after the pram that was being attacked by 3 wolverines, When we got to the bottom the baby inside was safe and still asleep, I've got a couple of broken ribs but I'm ok... but most of all the mother and baby is ok.
2007-12-18 23:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by Redelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you look at yourself in the mirror naked. A lot of times that will shock a person. My sister did once at 16 and her hair turned white. She's 55 now and never stopped crying. We had to wear hip waders whenever she was around. Is there a black cloud over your head? If there is, shoosh it away and you'll feel a lot better and you'll be a stronger and wiser person cause I told you the secret. Just tell that ol cloud to go away!!!!!!!!
Have a very merry christmas........
2007-12-19 00:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I fought of, 1 Tiger, 2 Elephants, 4 Baboons, and my Ex Wife, I was doing pretty good, until she stepped in......lol
2007-12-19 00:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by little eagle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What on earth are you reading now is it the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.
2007-12-19 05:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about the Tiger? It's lions, tigers, and bears in order to get the "OH MY!"
2007-12-19 00:00:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I took on a woman from the I R S with one pencil behind my ear.
2007-12-19 00:00:04 · answer #10 · answered by dreamweaver021557 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋