I'd probably welcome him with open arms..offer him a drink..and ask him if he wanted to sit next to the fire with me..lol
2007-12-18 21:20:13 · 56 answers · asked by ~♥BLU3YED_SUICIDE~♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Have an intersting conversation over some beers thats for sure. Long as he dint burn the house down. I hear he is a real hot inteview lol.
2007-12-18 21:24:50 · answer #1 · answered by AKBOY 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I know I have never done anything bad enough to have such a visit from the devil! Unless kicking my first wife out the door for breeding with other guys! Well then I guess the devil better leave just as fast as my wife did Or I would have to take a few measure of my own, like maybe a shot gun blast to blow his head right off! LOL!
Oh got carried away!!! I would first ask him if he was lost! Then if he replied no, he was coming to visit with me for a spell! Then I would reply and say we have no business with each other and you had better leave now while you still can!!! and I would tell him he has no real beef with me and I have non with him as long as he left real soon!!!
2007-12-18 21:40:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would send him to my soon to be X husb telling the Devil
that this X had abused me and was not a good person
so the Devil could then go visit him oh yeah I would be
hold my gold cross tightly!
2007-12-18 21:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by WiseGal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll ask him to leave in a gentle voice. Then if he does not listen then say look I am not being rude, but you are not welcome here in my home at any given time. God is welcome here and Jesus too and they are here all the time.
I believe that God wants us to be polite and respectful to others at all time. Treat people as you would want to be treated. If the Devil will not leave God will take care of him for me.
Thank you God for protecting me everyday!
2007-12-18 21:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by Country_Gal 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not something aside from the assumption of God and that the devil would desire to desire to God. If the devil exists then God does as nicely. have you ever study the blood brothers script? "definite the devils have been given your quantity"
2016-10-02 02:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would let him in and tell him all of my evil plans and maybe I could seal a deal with him. And ask him for an additional heater to my flat 'coz it's freaking cold this time of the year.
2007-12-18 21:27:08 · answer #6 · answered by Ken-Eros 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shake his hands and ask for an autograph then whack him over the head with a bat.=3
2007-12-18 21:22:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably just look at him and say "Oh so you do exist" then shut the door on him and go back to what I was doing.
2007-12-18 21:22:16 · answer #8 · answered by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could see him handing me a brochure about hell being a great vacation spot, wonderful sulphur beaches over looking fiery lakes of burning hellfire, and i would say, "gee this sounds great a lesser hell to make this life called hell seem like a distant memory"
2007-12-18 21:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`d say " Sorry devil but God`s inside, so come back some other day"
2007-12-18 21:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Scarlet Cars 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋