off at work i hate my job
2007-12-18 20:28:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Bwaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa... That is great!
2007-12-18 20:31:29 · answer #1 · answered by USMCstingray 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you give a two week notice and leave, getting laid off, or fired as most of us call it, isn't going to look good to another prospective employer.
2007-12-18 20:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by ~~*Paradise Dreams*~~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show up drunk. Don't show up at all. Hit on the boss. Lots of ways. None of which will look good on a resume for the next job you apply for. Best to just give your two weeks.
2007-12-18 20:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by mb20and151 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why get laid off? It's better to quit.
2007-12-18 20:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hire a private detective to find any dirty little secrets your boss might have, then black mail him for time off with full pay and/or a nice little raise, if the detective can't find any dirty secrets make some up yourself, plant some drugs in his office and casually find it and threaten to tell his superiors about it unless he gives you some time off with pay.
2007-12-18 20:42:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crawl up a chicken's butt and wait....
Oh, you mean the job?? That's easy, clog the toilet repeatedly so they have to spend a fortune in plumber's fees...they will find a way to get rid of you at least temporarily
2007-12-18 20:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by Bruja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good way to get the attention of the answer people.
Anyway, why don't you jus gradually get worse evry day and then they will have no choice
2007-12-18 20:34:21 · answer #7 · answered by brentmidger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show up at work with no pants...you'll get a medical leave and can collect unemployment
2007-12-18 20:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could we get back to the 'How do I get laid' part? LOL
2007-12-18 20:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
With an intellect like yours very easily I would imagine
2007-12-18 20:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol...screw em....you will get laid
don't show up for a week..then bend over....you will get laid...off
2007-12-18 20:34:01 · answer #11 · answered by mojo569 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋