2007-12-18 15:36:51 · 23 answers · asked by YAHOO GHOST 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Santa is fat because he only comes once a year
2007-12-19 07:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey give the guy a break. You'd be fat too, if you had to eat all those cookies and milk, in one night! And he does it because he loves us....He doesn't even tell you he's gotta pull over the sleigh on the way back just to take a crap...must be soooo embarassing.. having to use Rudolph's nose for a light to wipe with....He doesn't even like that damn deer...poor fella.
2007-12-19 18:35:34 · answer #2 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa is fat because he eats too many cookies.
2007-12-18 23:38:54 · answer #3 · answered by tIgErFaCe2002 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Santa is fat because he eats too many mince pies and he drinks too much booze and he hardly gets any exercise
2007-12-20 15:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by The Funky Alien zombie Bunny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa's fat because he loves those Christmas goodies everybody leaves him. Reindeer food isn't fattening which is why they can still fly his fat butt all over the world! :O)))))
Dear Dear Santa, I love those goodies too.
2007-12-18 23:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by autumlovr 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is fat cuz of all them danm cookies and fatten milk. Time to switch over to skim milk, Santa.
2007-12-18 23:40:32 · answer #6 · answered by a w, s n a p. ☮ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He eats too many cookies and drinks too much milk. I'm leaving him some low fat cookies and fat free milk this year.
2007-12-18 23:39:38 · answer #7 · answered by christina30 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is fat cuz he doenst get any exercise
2007-12-18 23:41:32 · answer #8 · answered by Canuck Crazy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-12-18 23:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by candy c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa is a drunk loser that sits on his butt collecting government assistance except for the one day he works a year. Someone needs to ask how many reindeer have died hauling his tubby butt around.
2007-12-18 23:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by allindotcom@sbcglobal.net 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋