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This isn't funny guys...you said you would be right back..

(((BEENIE)))..

2007-12-18 15:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 12 0

Help, I'm dying on a solitary island. It's one with a lot of palm trees on it and white sandy beaches. Look for the vultures flying overhead!

2007-12-18 23:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by im sure 4 · 1 0

"To the finder of this letter:
I am (me, my families names and contact info, whatever it would be at that time) and I am dying, shipwrecked on an island, and I have one message for you and the world:
To live is Christ, and to die is gain. I die happy, because I have Christ, and because I am saved from judgment for my sins. Are you saved from the judgment that awaits the world? Because God is just, and he will judge according to the works of every man. Is Jesus's righteousness credited to your account? Make sure.

To my family:
Remember this verse? 'To live is Christ, but to die is gain', yes, to die is truly gain for me. I look forward to the day when you die, and I meet you again. By the time you read this though, I will to busy learning about God to care how long it takes for you to come see me. . .

To the world:
Let God be thought to be true, even if this must mean that every man on earth is a lier"

2007-12-18 23:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by oddball.2002 3 · 1 0

Someone send the Hare Krishna's' So I can hear the kirtan and eat nice Prasadam subji and rice with them. Without the devotees of Krishna life is miserable and boring here.

2007-12-18 23:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Life is one adventure after another so always remember that you can choose how to experience it; good or bad! Life has been so wonder full with this freedom, I love this island and thank you God for this last adventure.

2007-12-19 00:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by loveem 2 · 1 0

"The current date is __/__/__. I am stranded on an island in this sea. I do not know where the island is located, except that it is in this general area.If you recieve this bottle within 3 months of the date above please send help.
If not, I have a final request to you, whoever you may be, find _____, ______, and _______and tell them that I will always be thinking of them and not to miss me. I will always be with them"

2007-12-18 23:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by g0ren1 2 · 3 0

"Dying alone on a solitary island. Wish you were here!"

2007-12-18 23:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by wbaiv 1 · 4 0

Live life. Embrace everything, the joy and the pain. It is in these seeming opposites where the sweetness of life resides. Don't be afraid of leaving, either. Only love.

2007-12-19 20:08:15 · answer #8 · answered by NRPeace 5 · 2 0

The message would read " Thank god for helping me to escape everone else in this crazy universe !"

2007-12-18 23:45:19 · answer #9 · answered by Nourse1168 1 · 2 0

By the time you get this I'll be a skeleton..Yes I finally look like Victoria Beckham..makes me glad I'm dead..

2007-12-18 23:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Drink Long. Drink Hard.
As it's the last drink you are going TO GET

2007-12-18 23:13:59 · answer #11 · answered by Trent 4 · 1 0

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