THE COWBOY AND THE LESBIAN.
An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?!”
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a
lesbian."
2007-12-18 15:02:04 · 27 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
lonelygirl, you HEAR the joke when you read it in your head.
2007-12-18 15:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaahaha...funny
2007-12-18 23:07:13 · answer #2 · answered by Pepperpaige 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a great joke but I admit I did smile inwardly at the punchline.
2007-12-18 23:04:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's old, but a good one. Looks like quite a few people had not heard it.
Rose P.
2007-12-19 00:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by rose p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke. So So True.
2007-12-18 23:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by Buzzzzzzzzz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-12-18 23:05:46 · answer #6 · answered by Davian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that made me giggle. It was cute.
2007-12-18 23:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bahah,. i laughed at the last line. xD
2007-12-18 23:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2007-12-18 23:08:18 · answer #9 · answered by Lyle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but I will * you any way.
2007-12-18 23:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by Kenny E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋