The first says: "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
The second then starts: "That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."
Then the third pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister
2007-12-18 14:02:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Ha Ha, much better than the Jay Leno rerun on my TV, now. You got me.
2007-12-18 15:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by agreeableone 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
So much for Murphy's law, I thought that was bad luck. LOL
2007-12-18 14:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. I'm still laughing. Got to email to a couple of friends.
2007-12-18 15:59:52 · answer #3 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic, Don't think I will hear a better one today.
2007-12-19 01:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by Kurt W 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats a clear case of sexual discimination she charged me the B****( female dog)
2007-12-18 18:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by inthedark 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The pleasure (or not) of being a woman lol.
2007-12-18 14:25:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, Sure.... I'll bet it don't happen to me!!
I'm keepin' my sister out of there. :+|
2007-12-18 14:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Suzie - this is funny - keep 'em coming - thanks for the chuckle! CJ
2007-12-18 15:19:30 · answer #8 · answered by CJ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-12-18 20:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LoL, I have to pass that on, thanks!
2007-12-18 22:31:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋