A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless. At the same time he thinks this might be a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the putt. Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole."
The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"
The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." He makes an eagle. On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"
The golfer says, "Certainly!" He makes the eagle.
As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's...
Father O'Malley!"
2007-12-18 13:39:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
EXELLENT!!! lol lol lol...another good one!!
2007-12-18 23:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think that it is fun to an extent but after a while of its nonsence, it gets pretty boring and unfortunately: I am going to have golf lessons for like 6 wks when i go back to school i know :(
2016-05-24 23:32:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've just discovered golf, as my husband has played all his life. I have to say, I heard it was very frustrating at first, but I've actually enjoyed myself quite a bit.
2007-12-18 13:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Old Nick could not pull a stroke over that holy man
2007-12-18 18:51:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Suzie s, you are too much! I didn't see that coming , what a riot!
2007-12-18 14:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's too funny. I am emailing this to my friends.
2007-12-18 16:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lmao excellent!
2007-12-18 13:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by Quizard 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
NO, I DON'T LOVE GOLF,NOR PLAY IT!
2007-12-18 13:54:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's a gem, thanks!
2007-12-18 22:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wtf?
2007-12-18 13:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋