A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man and says "If you dont get out of here now I'll shoot". Why did the bartender pull out the gun?
2007-12-18 13:02:08 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
old joke, he was hiccuping, and the water was for that, and the bartender was just trying to scare him to cure him
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2007-12-18 13:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by Mak_time 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The man asked for water to cure his hiccups, and the bartender threatened to shoot the man in order to scare the hiccups away.
2007-12-18 13:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by itsme 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The man had hiccups and wanted water -- the bartender expedited the cure by scaring the bejeezuz out of him with the gun.
2007-12-18 13:08:19 · answer #3 · answered by Grumpus 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the bartender is very suspicious of the man for not ordering something alcoholic. But that's just my guess
2007-12-18 13:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by Oh, that one girl ;) 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The man had the hiccups. The bartender used the gun to scare the man, thus curing his hiccups.
2007-12-18 13:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by michele 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the man had the hiccups, so he was asking for water to get rid of them. so the bartender wanted to scare him, to get rid of the hiccups
2007-12-18 13:06:01 · answer #6 · answered by Pretti iiN Piink 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe the bartender was pissed or maybe the dude who asked for water was crazy? the bartender probably new that. or maybe the bartender used his employee discount to much.....
2007-12-18 13:06:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
to scare the hiccups out of the man. I heard that 4 years ago! yeah I was first to get it right!
2007-12-18 13:05:55 · answer #8 · answered by California Dude! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the man was a begger or someone the bartender did not like
2007-12-18 13:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by None 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because him and the man are arch enemies from high school.
That's a weird thing for a teacher to ask you... ;)
2007-12-18 13:06:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋