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He is out in the barn shivering, and I feel bad.

2007-12-18 12:35:55 · 33 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

33 answers

Cows cannot be hes.

Plus bring him/her into the house by all means but be warned you will never get the cowpats out of the carpet and the gallons of piss that a cow lets go of at one piss would fill the bath.
Better to put some sacking over the cow's back, extra straw on the floor for warmth or add a hot air heater to the barn.

2007-12-18 13:24:39 · answer #1 · answered by Terry G 6 · 1 1

Yeah, let him sleep in your bed, and you can sleep on the living room floor or the barn.

2007-12-18 12:41:33 · answer #2 · answered by Laurie 7 · 0 0

I would. Just make him a bed on the living room floor. Or you could heat your barn.

2007-12-18 12:38:39 · answer #3 · answered by christina30 6 · 1 0

Oddly enough, I have actually seen a cow with frozen feet. Its just as pitiful as you would think. Still tasted alright though.

2007-12-18 16:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by balloon buster 6 · 0 0

well put a coat on the cow and if that doesn't work at least you can have a milkshake instead of just milk in the morning

2007-12-18 12:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by my_blue_eyes 6 · 0 0

Oh my I would have to bring about 35 of them in. Sorry but they have leather coats on. with a little fur on top. I do wonder about them sometimes.

2007-12-18 12:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by Cowgirl lost seahorse 6 · 0 0

put a heater in the barn

2007-12-18 12:38:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sharon S 7 · 0 0

The cow?

He?

His?

Methinks you are a little confused!

Leave HER outside.

If SHE is dead in the morning, it's roast beef for Christmas.

Problem solved!

2007-12-18 12:43:18 · answer #8 · answered by niceguyswlondon 4 · 1 0

dont put the heater in the barn! it could start a fire! yeah id say its a nice gesture.

2007-12-18 12:40:07 · answer #9 · answered by Marco 3 · 0 0

Awww, that's so sweet. Unfortunately, the fresh pie that he'll give you as a thank you present won't be quite as sweet.

2007-12-18 12:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by blueJay 5 · 0 0

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