A few fun questions for alien abductees:?

Question

Did the aliens:

1. remove something from your body?

2. implant something in your body?

3. give you some kind of "probe"?

4. other (explain)

Answer 1

1. my brain and spleen.

2. a cheese wheel

3. if by "probe", you mean sex.......

4. every time I burp, my cell phone rings and cat freaks out.

Answer 2

Does volunteers count too?
Well at night female aliens mate with me. It is sortta like playing a game of cards. She draws from my deck and I play my best hand. The object is to make the Queen's and King's come at least four times. After I get a Ace in the hole I win.

I am sure I am getting implants because it pops up like a remote control.

I am sure if I did this awake I would not like the greenish yellow slime from the pores when she is turned on. But in my dreams it feels to good to care.

Should I be concerned with the yellowish puss when I piss in the morning? Can aliens infect humans? Besides that, I feel fine and have extreme extra energy the next day.

I also notice I say things that I do not recoginize as any language known to humans but I seem to know what it mean's.

The bondage is cool. There is nothing physically touching me but, I can not move till she is done.

Gotta run, I am late for my psychiatric appointment. I get shock treatments today. Bugs crawl out of my skin and I pee real vodka, don't want to be late.

Answer 3

LOL but I say 2 and 3 hahahahaha

Answer 4

1. yes- my heart

2. yes- a new heart

3 a probe- i am like bionic woman.

I am bionic woman, faster and stronger than any man.

Answer 5

they dissected my brain but eventually put it all back. i think *blink* i shall take over this planet! muhhahaha *ahem* i dont know what came over me.