my friend was telling me about this story in a news paper about a man put on the sex offenders list for having sex with his bike in the privacy of his own room.
I find this shocking why be so harsh with him?
my friend said that there is this law in scotland that says it is againt the law to have sex with inanimate objects is this true? if it is alot of people are probably breaking this law as we speak.
2007-12-18 10:18:06 · 13 answers · asked by katie 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Society must be harsh with people who have sexual relations with bicycles. This sort of deviance could lead to all kinds of crimes involving unicycles, motorcycles, automobiles and even lorries! If it escalates, even ocean liners and jet aircraft could be in danger.
Thank heavens for vigilant cleaning ladies who apprehend and report such people!
At least bicycles have hard and sharp edges with which to defend themselves. Think of the many common and inoffensive household items which fall prey to bored and lonely women: banisters, real and artificial fruit, candles, etc. Why, it shocks the conscience and beggars belief!
Let us hope the constabulary enforces these laws to the utmost. Only then will the citizenry be safe -- albeit sexually frustrated.
2007-12-18 10:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by zoldhuszar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is true, there was a question about this very article including the link to the newspaper article about a month ago. I remember being highly amused at the article and some of the comments.
You seem quite worried in your question. Do you by chance live North of the border and have an unusually high expenditure on batteries???
2007-12-18 18:40:55 · answer #2 · answered by Pug the Mighty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know about the law but the story about the man and the bike is true.
2007-12-18 18:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by Macca 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats true yes, he was unlucky to be caught i mean he was in his bedroom alone with his bike, alot of ppl are prob breakin the law but in the privacy of your home and all that, he was caught by his maid or something like that lol
2007-12-18 18:22:00 · answer #4 · answered by mizzmamma 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Weird
2007-12-18 18:21:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
don't know if its true or not .but if it is how would you explain the purchase or possession of sex toys,and lets be fare here some ones buying them as there's a whole industry dedicated to this.Just a thought.
2007-12-18 19:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by clive s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, its true. He was caught by the cleaners in his hostel. He didn't answer the door when they knocked so they let themselves in with a masterkey. He was shagging his bike!
2007-12-18 18:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a true story..Apparently one of his neighbours saw him through his window and called the cops
2007-12-18 18:25:31 · answer #8 · answered by RAH RAH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, that is really wierd. I'm really curious as to how one would go about having sex with a bike though...!
2007-12-18 18:32:28 · answer #9 · answered by floppity 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where did you get this from ?
if its true i fear for the human race!!
2007-12-18 18:22:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋