He has two girlfriends JOKE:
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine> She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite in love with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing to do but to break up with her and ask the new girl out.
He planned several times to break up with Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. :(
At first, the guy stopped for a moment by the river, but then he suddenly ran off smiling and singing: "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"
2007-12-18 09:49:04 · 7 answers · asked by Live.Laugh.Love 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-12-18 09:49:33 · update #1
i can see all obstacle's in my way. funny !
2007-12-18 09:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by Lewis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda amusing
2007-12-18 17:56:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda juvenile, but funny just the same.
2007-12-18 19:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would never name my kid Clearly.
2007-12-18 17:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sort of but it's like one of those that sounds so stupid that it's funny...and it's kind of sad also
*Merry Christmas*
2007-12-18 17:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny ! LOL !
2007-12-18 17:52:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute!!
2007-12-18 17:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋