This one made me laugh
Legless Budgies For Sale.
No perches necessary
2007-12-18 09:47:10 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I went into THE BODY SHOP this morning, asked for a size 14, legs up the arm pits etc, they just laughed, I am thinking of speaking to someone about the Trades Description Act!!!
2007-12-20 09:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of a sign that was often on the door of the hardware store near where I lived down in the FL Keys. It said, "Closed today and tomorrow. Gone fishing." The only thing wrong with the sign was that he never said what day it actually was. However, he did a great business because the next hardware store was 25 miles away. That's the Keys for you.
2007-12-18 18:59:15 · answer #2 · answered by Just Hazel 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funniest one I ever saw was
"Duck installers needed, no experience necessary"
I laughed so hard I had to stop the bike, all these Harley riders on the side of the road laughing our a**es off at this stupid sign!
how do you install a duck, and who the Hell would have experience at installing ducks?
Well it was Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in front of a duck work place but we didn't notice that for quite some time!
2007-12-18 19:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sorry - I did not like this one. And for those of you in America a Budgie is a Budgerigar (something like a cockatiel) - a bird! People in UK keep them in cages in their homes.
My Doctor has a plaque over his door that says "I am no longer Practicing Medicine ~ ~ ~ ~ After 35 years I now know what I am doing!" I know that it is an old saying but it is comforting to ME! CJ
2007-12-19 00:45:46 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
15 years at least since I saw this one. A plumbing store in Boise had a sign that said ---Grow Your Own Dope, Plant a Man. What it had to do with plumbing -- clueless. I also drove by a sign at a vets office--it said---Spay and Neuter your pets OW--the N fell off the sign and was on the ground.
2007-12-18 19:27:55 · answer #5 · answered by lilabner 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Buy one, get one free in our local shoe shop made me giggle!
Bye the Bye I think a festive season is approaching.
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
2007-12-21 12:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Saw one on a bridal shop this spring: "Bridesmaids on Sale"
On a motel here in town, "Micro Fridge" "Iron Hair Dry"
ooooh-kaaay.
2007-12-19 02:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by Isadora 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its certainly a sign of the times.
2007-12-19 02:45:30 · answer #8 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it Sylvia!!! I saw a sign outside a Church that said "Free Food Drive." I don't get it. lol
2007-12-18 19:52:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is cute. I gave you a star and emailed it to friends before I even answered it.
2007-12-18 17:52:41 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋