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The Retired American Party.
This party would have no platform, just candidate requirements. Every candidate supported by the party must be retired with no desire for a long political career. They could never have held any public office prior to becoming a party candidate. They must have already lived their productive lives and have a complete understanding of what the average American family needs to succeed.
They can be liberal, conservative, or moderate. It doesn't matter, as long as they have no political ties to any big business or big labor group.

2007-12-18 08:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by Perplexed Bob 5 · 1 1

I'd call it the Free American party or perhaps the American Freedom party.

Platform:

1. Stop all foreign aid
2. Abolish the IRS and establish a national sales tax
3. Close the borders
4. Return all illegals to their countries of origin
5. Establish a permanent moratorium on all immigration for any reason.
6. Stop the war in Iraq and Afghanistan by any and all means. This includes the use of nuclear weapons.
7. Totally destroy any nation that sponsors and aids Islamic radicals. Use nuclear weapons if necessary to accomplish this.
8. Totally destroy any nation that swiftly fails to punish those who attack, kidnap and kill American citizens. Use nuclear weapons if necessary to accomplish this.

9. Legalize all drugs. License and tax all drug sales. Execute anyone convicted of injuring or killing someone while under the influence of drugs.

10. Execute anyone convicted of selling illegal drugs. Immediate execution. No appeals process.

11. Execute anyone convicted of rape, murder, kidnapping, child molestation, committing a crime while using a handgun or other firearm. Immediate execution. No appeals process.

12. Confirm the first and second amendments to the constitution and clearly establish that every citizen has the right to bear arms, and establish a national firearms carry permit.

13. AND tell the rest of the world if they don't like us to go to HELL!

2007-12-18 08:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Jedi party. A party that stands for individualism, pushing the self to its limits, values diplomacy, stresses open mindedness and compassion, does not infringe on others wants (as long as those don't infringe on others), a small government, and values harmony (with the natural world, with ourselves, with others).
It shouldn't impose its own beliefs to those outside of the party, which is a big concern.

It's goal is to let the people evolve (in an emotional and intellectual sence) so that the people wouldn't need much of a government to help them.

In essence, it is also a balance of liberalism and conservatism.

2007-12-18 08:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Mitchell 5 · 1 1

How about the People's Party....after that great phrase in the preamble "WE THE PEOPLE" because after all, it is our country.

As far as the Constitutionalist Party...and those who want to reverse history and restore the Constitution as written - you are obviously a bigot white male...and your party would never make it because this country is too diverse at this point and time - slaves no longer exist - the black population and the female population would put you out of business real quick.

2007-12-18 08:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by Becca 4 · 0 2

The Fence Sitters.

We'd just wait for the Democrats and Republicans to make up their mind on an issue.. then pick what was right in the middle to stand for!!


I'm too opinionated for that.. but it's a thought :P

2007-12-18 08:30:37 · answer #5 · answered by pip 7 · 3 1

My party would be the Constitutionalist Party and would stand for the U.S. Constitution AS WRITTEN, remove the 'boilerplate' amended after the first 10 and which has only a special group in view.

EDIT: One amendment that I would request is that 'political correctness' be made ILLEGAL!

2007-12-18 08:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by credo quia est absurdum 7 · 2 2

The American Labor Party, it would stand for the average worker.

2007-12-18 08:22:07 · answer #7 · answered by Zardoz 7 · 2 2

The Middle Class.

The middle-class.

2007-12-18 08:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by pacer 5 · 2 0

The Freedom Party.
Pretty self-explanatory. Restore the Constitution and the principles it enshrines (individual liberty).

2007-12-18 08:24:46 · answer #9 · answered by Aegis of Freedom 7 · 2 1

The slum party, might as well blend in and not stand for anything.

2007-12-18 08:39:11 · answer #10 · answered by Pumpkin 4 · 0 1

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