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he is not leaving it for santa he is leaving it for your mum for when both of them get up in the middle of the night because she will not let your dad shag her any more unless she's pissed

2007-12-18 08:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cause Dad knows what Santa likes! Good for Dad.

2007-12-18 08:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by Iggy 7 · 0 0

A gentleman always leaves the bottle out for his guests to pour their own drink.

2007-12-18 07:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats what you call a real Dad

2007-12-18 08:06:49 · answer #4 · answered by firebobby 7 · 0 0

Probably so he can get santa rip roaring drunk and then steal all of his presents

2007-12-18 08:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by Lee Lee 5 · 1 0

To knock the chill out of him

2007-12-18 08:02:11 · answer #6 · answered by Waterfallen 2 · 0 0

Wake him and ask him at 6am Christmas morning

2007-12-18 07:57:59 · answer #7 · answered by Archie M 5 · 0 0

I bet you're looking back at this now and saying "Wow I'm a dumbass."

2016-08-05 04:42:14 · answer #8 · answered by liam aaron 1 · 0 0

You`ll find out one day,,,

2007-12-18 08:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cos your dad is generous!!!!!!

2007-12-18 08:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 0 0

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