2007-12-18 05:57:17 · 32 answers · asked by Lindsey girl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"You're hot and that's not just the booze talking...."
2007-12-18 06:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by Kiss my Shaz 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I wasn't going even 50, officer.
I didn't do anything, officer.
Bad cop, no donut.
Do you know the band The Police?
2007-12-18 12:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by Big Ben 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry I was speeding but I dropped my blunt so I tried to put it out with a big bag of coke cuz it looks like the stuff in a fire extinguisher. Hey do you want a beer?
2007-12-18 06:02:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Officer do you have a bucket cause i was drinking, Officer can you pull me over down the road i have a body to dump
2007-12-18 06:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
like in Liar Liar: " I have unpaid parking tickets" and then lean over and press the glove box button and they all spill out.
2007-12-18 12:25:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wanna Smoke A B*unt !! LOL.. ;0)
2007-12-18 06:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by Kimberley V 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Say, that's some gut you've got there! I thought the police department had some sort of physical condition standards."
2007-12-18 06:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by Jesus Chrysler 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Excuse me officer are you one fry short of a happy meal?
2007-12-18 06:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by faithfulangelhun 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Really Officer, I don't have any Donuts in the car.
2007-12-18 06:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Don't ever throw your drink out the window.
True story.
A guy did this....
and the patrolman was at that window.
2007-12-18 06:03:04 · answer #10 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hello officer, I got here as fast as I could.
2007-12-18 06:04:10 · answer #11 · answered by Muschi 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋