What if you came to work one morning and opened up your office door and there was a monkey in your office running all over the place and tearing things up. Mostly importantly he tore up your TPS reports and ripped up your office chair? What would you do?
2007-12-18 05:52:12 · 15 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd take that monkey out for a beer as the poor little guy probably just has a case of the Mondays. Cheers!
2007-12-18 05:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by Queen of Beer 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Get him fired. Thats no way to behave in the work place and the monkey should know better!
2007-12-18 13:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by Freckles2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, since the president of the company actually decided to grace us with his presence and actually took the time to visit me in my office the least I could do is offer him a banana.......
2007-12-18 14:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would join him and then report that he ripped everything (even my personnel file) and ask to go home because I fear an outbreak. YAY MONKEY QUESTION!!!!
2007-12-18 14:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by King of Biscuits 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd be having roasted monkey for dinner that night.
2007-12-19 05:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by ken 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm going back home & getting in bed - cause obviously I got drunker than I actually realized last night.. *dayum*
2007-12-18 16:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by LADY beautiful mind (is sexy) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess I would call it a day. Go home, have a cup of cocoa and probably take a pill.
2007-12-18 13:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by Sour Girl™ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Id turn over and wake up
2007-12-18 13:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by High? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i would just turn around and walk out today....makin sure i shouted "i give up" on my way out the door
2007-12-18 14:36:54 · answer #9 · answered by colleen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tell my boss to get back in her office and leave mine alone!
2007-12-18 13:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by dinny's engaged!! 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋