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My hubby retired early. So we spent his birthday today out running the streets, did some shoppping, we are getting ready to go out to eat, then we'll come home and eat some birthday cake and I give him his new watch I bought him along with a Shoebox birthday card. If I get really lucky, he will ask me if I wanna get lucky later and provide him with a really memorable and romantic birthday gift?? LOL. I can't divulge anymore than that or I'll get a violation for being too explicit! *chuckles and grins evilly*. ;)

2007-12-18 09:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by Gardeniagirl 6 · 2 1

Honey, you sit and relax, I'll cook dinner, bathe the kids, do the wash, take out the garbage, vacuum the house, wash the dishes, clean up after everyone, walk the dog, read to the kids, sew that button on your shirt, iron your slacks, make the kids lunches, help them with homework,,,,,,, do you see where this is going? lol

2007-12-18 06:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by cooter726 5 · 0 0

Don't worry about cooking, cleaning, or playing referee between the kids tonight Baby, you just sit down and I'll do everything!!

2007-12-18 05:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by whatever2006 4 · 1 0

"I want a divorce, you'll get 50% of everything, the house, the car and the insurance policies and the kids as well. You don't have to worry about child support and family expenses as well. I'll sign anything you want me to sign as long as you agree to the divorce as well. We can have this over and done with before new Year's eve." - that would be a great thing to hear later tonight.

2007-12-18 05:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by Equinox 6 · 2 2

Honey, let me make the dinner, do the laundry, bathe the kids, put them to bed, and rub your feet. You just relax and read a good book- here's some wine.
Oh, and then I woke up!

2007-12-18 06:01:12 · answer #5 · answered by Mars1111 5 · 0 0

I'm sorry and I'll try harder to understand where you're coming from for now on and I don't want to be apart from you. Let's really try to work this out. I love you too much to loose you.


.....That's about it :) ♥ but I know it won't happen :(

2007-12-18 06:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Honey We Won the Mega Million Lottery !!! lol !!! Then, I Love You / Missed You.

2007-12-18 05:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by casper 5 · 2 0

My husband, I want him to say..."dear the divorce is final."

Well 1 can dream, right?

Now if my man can come here he better not say nothing and just start ........ u know!

2007-12-18 05:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pure Evil♥ 6 · 2 0

Hey baby, I've been thinking about you all day,

~or~

I couldn't get you off my mind all day, baby

~or (if your not looking for really romantic)~

I missed you today baby

*get her a single rose to! It is so romantic


My guy used to bring me single roses...

2007-12-18 05:43:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

"So tell me, what are the top 5 things you want for your birthday tomorrow, besides 2 hours of sex which I can't wait for" heehee..I'm just a dreamer

2007-12-18 05:50:17 · answer #10 · answered by Luminita 1 · 0 0

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