i think he stole some stuff last year from me.........
2007-12-18 03:34:27 · 44 answers · asked by john doe 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
be very, very naughty.
2007-12-18 03:36:20 · answer #1 · answered by She's Back 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Anti intrusion devices on all entry points. Anti aircraft weapons (Radar Guided as Heat seekers don't do so well on reindeer). Claymore anti personal mines surrounding the chimney. Failing that a good ol 50 Cal machine gun.
2007-12-18 03:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by The Guru 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lite a roaring fire in the fireplace or invite Richard Simmons over to discuse weight loss with Santa. Do both just in case.
2007-12-18 03:38:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't want Santa Clause to come to your house, just join another cult. He only visits Christians' houses.
2007-12-18 03:38:05 · answer #4 · answered by killbasabill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a mezuzah on your door frame.
It will easily identify you as an observant Jew, before Santa even enters the premises.
2007-12-18 03:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa doesn't steal....it was yer so called lazy punk azz friend who broke in and is trying to hang Santa w/ the rap.
;0)
2007-12-18 03:39:35 · answer #6 · answered by Tira A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus has a red coat
He must be a communist
Sneaks in your house at night
Must be a dope fiend
Make you uptight
What's in the pipe he is smoking?
2007-12-18 03:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by Perseus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Place a SAM site on your roof, and fix up a flamethrower job to the doors (like in home alone)
2007-12-18 03:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steal a biscuit from the biscuit tin! Thats naughty!
2007-12-18 03:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't ask for a present,be bad,block the chimney,hang pent-alphas and posters that say: "Santa is fat"and you could always steal Christmas from him and do the job properly...
2007-12-18 03:39:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.keep the chimney burnin' ol day n ol nyt long...!
n put flamethrowers on d house entrances..!
2.be naughty ol thru d year..!
3.nail down ur windows..!
2007-12-18 03:38:46 · answer #11 · answered by suv 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋