A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present.So one day, he went into a pet store looking for a parrot.The salesperson showed the man to a very beautiful parrot. "This is the only parrot we have, and his name is, Chet."
"He's beautiful!" cried the man, "Does he do any tricks?"
"Yes he does," answered the salesman. "If you put a lighted match under his right foot, Chet will sing 'Jingle Bells.' And if you put a lighted match under Chet's left foot, he will sing 'Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.'"
"Amazing!" exclaimed the man, and he bought the parrot immediately.That night, the man showed his wife the parrot that he'd bought, and said, "This is Chet."
"Oh, what a gorgeous bird! Does he know any tricks?" asked the wife. The man smiled and said, "Watch this."
Then he lit a match and put it under Chet's right foot. Sure enough, the parrot began to sing, 'Jingle Bells. 'Then he put the match under Chet's left foot, and he began to sing 'Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.'
"That's incredible! Does he do anything else?" the wife asked.
"I don't know, lets see," replied the man. So he lit another match and put it between the bird's legs. The parrot started singing, "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire."
2007-12-18 03:32:49 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Cute - lol xoxo
2007-12-18 03:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
Yup, it was a great gift to buy his wife the parrot. Who knows if this smart bird will be singing a different song or not when the husband is not at home?? I think this is a great joke and we need you to keep up with these questions as it is not many people I know of that can get a group to laugh so hard about something funny as you bring us joy and happiness even for a few minutes. LOL!! Merry Christmas to you and the family to all of the extended family we have in the category!!!
2007-12-18 07:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-12-18 03:36:38 · answer #3 · answered by Sandra 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Very good, can't type for giggling, good job don't work in an office as my shoulders are bobbing up and down with laughter
2007-12-18 03:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
When they put a lighted match under both feet, he fell on his butt. --- fine parrot ;0) good one lol
2007-12-18 05:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
No,like my jokes a little more risque.OK for the Cherubs.
Sorry but Have a gooden.
2007-12-18 03:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke!
2007-12-18 03:35:57 · answer #7 · answered by gtstuff 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I've been up for almost two hours and this was my first laugh of the day. Thank you.
2007-12-18 04:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2007-12-18 03:41:18 · answer #9 · answered by Brenda 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A cracker for Christmas!
2007-12-18 03:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Very cute! Have a Merry!
2007-12-18 03:35:43 · answer #11 · answered by kwflamingo 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋