or had to have a emergency evacuation in somebodys garden at night ?
2007-12-18 02:40:44 · 35 answers · asked by notmuggedoffanymore 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Jimi..
I havn't, but a mate of mine got bladdered and squated down in someones garden for a poo.
What he did not realise is that because of the way he was squatting the poop landed in the gusset of his underwear. When he sttod up, pulling keks and trousers at the same time, Well, you can guess the next bit i'm sure....
2007-12-18 02:48:46 · update #1
I have never done it drunk thank god I have woken up from a drunken slumber and thought I was swimming only to realise that I had pissed the bed.
Mind you I was out shopping the other day and ended up shitting myself after farting ......... I did have a stomach infection although it was not pleasant.
But put it this way in the spirit of Xmas it was no Yule Log !!
2007-12-18 03:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by Edgein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but my mates a door man, and he told me that a guy went out side to the rear of the pub thrown up all over his self and then followed through whilst stood they just called the ambulance and left him until they got there.
2007-12-18 02:48:39 · answer #2 · answered by smeggedup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but ive had to run like hell to the loo before i did a few times. always managed to sit down before i did it.
ive squatted behind a wall before and had a wee and then i realised i was on a hill and it trickled down the road...haha.
2007-12-18 02:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by Alison C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope!! now number 1 thats a different story!!
2007-12-18 02:44:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I can safely say I haven't done that.
But was very drunk once and was sick just as someone went to kiss me.....very short relationship.
2007-12-18 03:21:33 · answer #5 · answered by shellbee272 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am ashamed to say yes. one slight follow through but two emergency evacuations, JUST in the nick of time. hope no one saw.
looks like it's just me then ?
2007-12-18 02:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Thats funny! No I haven't but I know someone who has when they weren't drunk, it was a bad case of the Sh*ts.
2007-12-18 02:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once in the middle of the street ..and just missed being caught by the cop that was down the street
2007-12-18 02:47:36 · answer #8 · answered by nas88car300 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not after I was nine months old I grew up out of that sort of behaviour.
2007-12-18 02:45:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope never
2007-12-18 02:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋