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Say "Thanks, Mom".

2007-12-18 01:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 26 1

Tell the dancer to take a hike

2007-12-18 01:35:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

put cold coins in her g-string instead of dollars.

i went to a male stripper show, and this 80 year old lady I was with would bring silver dollars and put them in a glass of ice. When the dancers came over, she'd put them down their g-strings!

2007-12-18 01:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by dinny's engaged!! 7 · 7 0

Be married or totally committed to a relationship

2007-12-18 01:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would have to agree with the being married/ committed relationship, that, and DO NOT stick your face in her butt no matter how bad you want to... you are asking for pink eye ("Knocked Up')

2007-12-18 01:36:01 · answer #5 · answered by hey! 3 · 2 0

Propose marriage

2007-12-18 01:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by Outside the box 6 · 8 0

Say....d a m n Mom that was great....can I have some more of that when we get home...oh yeah....can you pretend to change my diaper like you use to when I was little....maybe I can breast feed again....they do look bigger....

2007-12-18 01:37:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Forget to zip your fly before you sit down.

While wearing boxers.

2007-12-18 01:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by Coach E! 4 · 2 0

whip out the purple headed yogurt slinger!

2007-12-18 02:08:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Offer to pay for implants.

2007-12-18 01:36:41 · answer #10 · answered by ☆ Spharoe 4 · 1 0

do not touch the dancer(if in a club).

2007-12-18 01:35:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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