Can you write me a limerick (4)?

Question

Must start with:

Said the teacher one day to her class

Answer 1

Said the teacher one day to her class
great learning you all could amass
if you'd open a book
and just take a look
and not sit in the back smoking grass

Answer 2

Said the teacher one day to her class
hush children! quit making such fuss
i know your recess has been seized
and to developers the playing field is leased
but rebel and you'll be attending mass.

Answer 3

Said the teacher one day to her class,
"We seem to be at an impasse!
I will have to resign
if you can't define
relative molecular mass!"

Answer 4

Said the teacher one day to her class,
"What are some things you know run on gas?"
"Trucks!" shouted Bonnie.
"Airplanes?" guessed Johnny.
"...Oh, and my Uncle Lou's big fat Aston Martin!"

Answer 5

Said the teacher one day to her class
Be nice, and try not to sass
Then Little Johnny said
With his face bloody red
"I'll talk as I want, and you can kiss my a*s!!!"

Answer 6

Said the teacher one day to her class
Dont make me get off my big fat a**
if you do
i'll turn blue
and let out a ton of gas

Answer 7

Yep...here goes for one homemade limerick

Said the teacher one day to her class
Work hard if you want to pass
But as she went to the door
the class fell laughing to floor
She couldn't leave because of her ***

Substitute the censoured word for one that rimes.....he he..

Hope you enjoyed it! :-)

Answer 8

Kids!, don't give me no sass!
Your knuckles, I'll wack,
And I'll stuff you in a sack
And write F's all over your @ss......ignments!

...lol