Can you write me a limerick (3)?

Question

Said the gal to her newly wed groom

Answer 1

I sence an impending doom...
He looked all around,
But no devils were to be found...
Except that witch on the broom.

Answer 2

Said the gal to her newly wed groom
"I'm ready for fun, did you get a room?"
"Uh oh!", he said
"No, we don't have a bed,
Can we lie on the ground and gaze at the moon?"

Answer 3

Said the gal to her newly wed groom
"This honeymoon suite doesn't have enough room"
So another the man had to rent
A lost love to whom he did vent
As the marriage foreshadowed pending doom.

I was going to end if with "and the dish ran away with the spoon" but I thought I'd stick to the topic.

Answer 4

Said the gal to her newly wed groom
"Whats wrong, you seem in a gloom?"
into tears he did burst
"Was i really your first?"
"Of course dear; you'll have to presume".

Answer 5

Said the bride to her newly wed groom
While she changed in their hotel bathroom,
"I have a surprise
Now open your eyes!"
Then she burst out riding a broom!

Answer 6

Said the gal to her newly wed groom
how come u havent ur own room
groom answered shy
his neck held wry
"but mom said I'd 1st have to bloom"

Sorry i tried to make the guy look sissy. thats my second limerick actually, ever. so do overlook if it sucks.

Answer 7

Said the gal to her newly wed groom
that they 'll get married soon.
and theyll have a child named conner
also another named donner
but now the are at doom.

Answer 8

"Before you can come in my room
I've got his safety gear
better put it on dear
Or else you may find your own doom"