After founding the magnificent city of K-MACopolis, the first laws I will pass will make emo and those stupid oversized sunglasses chicks wear these days illegal and punishable by (further) public humiliation. What laws would you pass?
2007-12-18 01:07:41 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Shirtless Fridays. For everyone!
2007-12-18 01:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Anyone caught decorating their cell phone with little crystal stickers will be Bedazzled on sight.
2. When waiting in line for your Big K-MAC at K-MACdonald's you must refrain from impatiently tapping your soda straw on the counter... this offense is punishable by fry cook spit possibly being incorporated into your sandwich... Did he do it? Or didn't he? You decide.
3. If you are driving an automobile you must be able to control bodily functions... including (but not limited too) ejaculation, urination, flatulation, fecalation, percolation, and nose-picking... which is not a bodily function, just keep your finger out of there or anywhere else, will you?
4. Males: If you have a hairy chest you are required by law to leave undone, no less than 3 top buttons. We wanna see that. Gold-chain it for us.
And many more.
2007-12-18 09:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would pass a law making it illegal to use a double negative in a sentence... then put an add on that the word "aint" is also punishable by law.
2007-12-18 09:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by dustyk 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No "musical artists" may appear in public unless they are wearing a clown suit, so as to create a culture where the success of a musical artist is based solely on the art, and not on looks or fashion.
2007-12-18 09:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That gay marriage would be allowed. I think it's stupid that society doesn't allow it. It's like they are afraid of gays or something. It's incredibly, unexciting to know that gays can't walk to streets without hearing **** about how gross they are. It's human nature dude. People are BORN that way.
Well that's the law I'd pass.
I agree with what you said. Those sunglasses are HUGE and look stupid.
2007-12-18 09:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by shortstella 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The first law I will pass is that my authority reigns supreme in all matter and that all subsequent legislation will be forever after bound by this law.
The empire will always have a jury of one.
2007-12-18 09:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by norman steve 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The legalization of everything. Libertarian at the core of the new government. I do not care about sunglasses and emo children. Let them enjoy their lives too.
2007-12-18 09:10:54 · answer #7 · answered by Toilet Finger! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cashiers who either (a) refuse to make eye contact with customers or (b) talk on their cell phones while working (thus ignoring the customer that they are supposedly helping) are summarily stripped of their chewing gum, cell phones and body piercings and sent to bed without dessert!
2007-12-18 10:19:59 · answer #8 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An irrevocable law which provided me with a lifetime huge pension and immunity from civil and criminal prosecution.
2007-12-18 09:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stupidity to be punished by public flogging.
2007-12-18 10:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋