There once was a hunter named Green
2007-12-18 01:06:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There once was a hunter named Green
Was short and thin as a string bean
He stood on a box
To look for a fox
Couldn't shoot 'em, he wasn't that mean.
2007-12-19 22:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was a hunter named Green
Who couldn't bear the food from canteen
he killed many bears
also shot some deers
and the RSPCA thought him very very mean.
2007-12-18 12:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by shamma m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a hunter named Green
Who loved the deer-killing scene
But while he was about,
a shot rang out
And now there's a hole in his spleen.
Ha ha ha.
2007-12-18 09:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by mcr_313 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was a hunter named Green
who would sit in his tree-stand and preen
do his nails, brush his hair
like he had'nt a care
he was one clean queen killing machine
2007-12-18 13:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He lived on a diet of beans
His lady kicked him out
You smell!, she did shout
But, sleeping in the forest is quite serene.
2007-12-18 18:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋