There was a young man from France
2007-12-18 01:05:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There was a young man from France
who was looking for a little romance
but a mole on his face
seemed so out of place
that no lady would give him a chance
2007-12-18 05:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man from France
Could sing, but he couldn't dance
To the nightclubs he went
Lonely times, he had spent
Since trying to boogie, lost his pants.
2007-12-19 22:11:18 · answer #2 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who liked nothing better than to prance
like ponies and cattle
when called away to the battle
he dodged and danced about with a lance.
2007-12-18 13:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by shamma m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He needed a cash advance
Santas on his way
There can be no delay
But he only had two franks in his pants
2007-12-18 10:13:35 · answer #4 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who really knew how to dance
When he sat in a chair
He was heard to declair
"There's a gigantic bee in my pants!"
2007-12-18 01:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The best ones are too dirty to write on this website! :)
2007-12-18 07:04:36 · answer #6 · answered by LadyLynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋