I'm bored and should be working but I just don't have any motivation.
Anyone got anything to amuse me?
2007-12-18 00:12:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I just drifted off and knocked my coffee over my mouse mat..my desk looks trampy now
bugaboo - I wear pirates of the Caribbean style eye patch on my right..ah ok I don't really..I was trying to be arty but it didn't work..:)
*edit - Why are people sooooooo horny on here?! lol*
2007-12-18 00:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by Moral Kiosk 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lie down and think of ways you would like to be amused,let your mind wander.
2007-12-18 08:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by shane c 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Take a look at this:
http://www.mundayweb.com/weirdlaws.php
2007-12-18 08:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Sparrow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..busy eating a danish pastry, saving cherry till last..
Naked chef you have a friendly looking left eye.. Whats the right one like??
2007-12-18 08:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Judge: I know you, don't I?
Defendant: Uh, yes.
Judge: Alright, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: You'd be obstructing justice NOT to tell me.
Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.
2007-12-18 08:18:27 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Meet me in the store room ....... bring some sticky tape
2007-12-18 08:21:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey diddle diddle , the cat had a piddle , all over the bathroom mat . the little dog laughed to see such fun , he pissed all over the cat
heheheheheheheheh
2007-12-18 08:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by funky white boy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can undo my zip, always makes my girlfriend laugh for all the wrong reasons! :(
2007-12-18 08:15:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here - Check out his toilet
http://www.fishnflush.com/
2007-12-18 08:16:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am dressed in my locking maid unform and my chastity device and feel frilly and mischievous
2007-12-18 08:15:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋