A man making the bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a popular night spot. The bartender refused to serve him and told him he should go home.
Man : My wife will kill me.
Bartender : Take her some candy.
Man : She is on a diet.
Bartender : Take her some flowers.
Man : She has allergies.
Bartender : Tell her a poem.
Man : She loves poems… But I don’t know any.
Bartender : Here is one for you. The Bartender recites:
YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH
BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS
BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE
-”Shakespeare”
Man : I can handle that. So walking home the man was reciting to
himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he knocks on the door.
Wife : You better not have been drinking!
Man : Sweetness, I have a poem for you!
Wife : It had better be good.
The man starts to recite the poem…
YOU BABYLONIAN ***** ..
BLUE EYES AND PURPLE ****.
BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS A PUSSY LIES
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES MY PECKER RISE.
2007-12-17 23:51:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
2007-12-18 04:18:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, talkative, kind serious men like me. As a Gemini I do all that with consummate ease, as my red-haired lover will tell you, and a number of GS users will, too. Women like a man who is intelligent, witty, charming, and sweet, but also can think and care deeply over issues and things, and also be very tender and sensitive to them personally. What is amazing is to meet a woman who can accept and appreciate someone who is all of those things and more all at once...
2016-05-24 21:24:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 04:03:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, very funny
2007-12-18 00:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy Roy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, hilarious hun, pmsl
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2007-12-18 00:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-12-17 23:55:14 · answer #6 · answered by kalai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eew.. that's sick!
But still, nice poetry..
2007-12-18 00:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a keeper
2007-12-18 01:16:23 · answer #8 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny. lol
2007-12-18 01:11:40 · answer #9 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!! lol! nice one! cheers!
2007-12-18 00:36:52 · answer #10 · answered by *~Sapphire~* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋