Moses comes down after talking to god. He tells the crowd "I have some good news and some bad news." "What would you like to here first?" The crowd says "give us the good news first." So Moses tells them "I got the comandments down to 10." The crowd asks "what is the bad news?" Moses says "adultery is still one of them."
2007-12-17 23:04:21 · 13 answers · asked by JJ 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*giggles* Not bad at all.
2007-12-17 23:08:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well done. Funny, but not insulting. Here's mine:
An Orthodox rabbi and a Catholic priest are sitting having lunch one day at the park. Looking down at his barbecued pork sandwich, the priest has a sudden thought. He looks over to the rabbi and says, ''Can I ask you something? Have you ever tasted pork? Even if it was on accident?''
''Once, when I was at a restaurant with a gentile friend,'' says the rabbi,''I ate a few ribs. I didn't realize it was pork until I finished.''
The priest asked, ''Well... how was it?''
''It wasn't bad,'' replied the priest. ''Can I ask you something? Did you ever make love to a woman?''
''Once, when I was still in school,'' said the priest, ''me and a bunch of the other guys from seminary went drinking with some cute girls.'' The priest continued,''When I became drunk, one of them took advantage of my weakened state.''
The rabbi thinks for a minute, then looks at the priest with a grin on his face and says, ''it's a heck of a lot better than eating pork, isn't it?''
Peace,
Drew
2007-12-18 07:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by That Guy Drew 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about this one:
Monks are retranslating their vows. One monk notices that they are doing it from a copy and not the original and mistakes would then be passed on to another generation. He offers to go down into the catcombs and find the original for them to translate from. He is gone for hours so one of the monks goes down to find his brother. He sees him sat in a corner crying, wailing and gripping the original parchment in his hand. "Whats wrong brother?" he asks
with tears in his eyes he replies "In the original transcript. The darn word was 'Celebrate'!"
2007-12-18 07:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by Bangbangbangbang 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One person here stated that "I don't think kidding with religious things is funny though" Well yes it is funny, because religion is a complete joke, a joke on those foolish enough to believe it.
2007-12-18 07:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha
2007-12-18 07:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by MariaAntonietta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very old, but I would not think it would be offensive, but that would be subjective. Got any new religious jokes or joke revisions?
2007-12-18 07:14:42 · answer #6 · answered by b4iquit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree, pretty amusing. Now watch the fur fly as people get offended.
2007-12-18 07:36:14 · answer #7 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing so interesting..you should feel shy of the jokes how can you make fun of God's prophet.
2007-12-18 07:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by Rare girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old but good one :)
2007-12-18 07:12:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute, I've heard it before, but cute.
2007-12-18 07:07:39 · answer #10 · answered by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
we need to take the words of the bible more serious
2007-12-18 08:18:18 · answer #11 · answered by Michael C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋