1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny, not very funny at all.
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2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. Wow, you fooled a dog. What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back there again.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog coats & sweaters. Um...have you noticed the fur?
2007-12-17 21:21:54 · 16 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
roflmao....I know my Siberian Husky gets p!ssed when I do the slight of hand thing, he figured me out . And man or woman wouldn't leave the house if they could lick themself...awesome joke but you know it's true
2007-12-18 01:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-12-18 12:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-12-19 05:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by Simone P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-12-18 08:18:15 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 12:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That really made me laugh, brilliant stuff! Have a star
2007-12-19 10:06:02 · answer #6 · answered by Lammy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol
2007-12-18 12:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-18 14:43:31 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read it to my dog and she agrees!! lol â¥
2007-12-19 20:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-12-18 07:47:55 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋