Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea...does that mean that one person enjoys it?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
2007-12-17 21:02:42 · 15 answers · asked by Rainman 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So here I am sitting in a towel, pondering all these things you've said.... I'd go and get on with my day but I can't stop laughing!!!!! Thanx for cheering me up!!! Merry Christmas!! xx
2007-12-17 21:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by willow glitter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-12-18 04:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm That looks very much like a question I put up about 5 months ago,,almost word for word in places,,,,,
2007-12-17 23:24:09 · answer #3 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We live in a weird world!!
Thanks for sharing!!
10/10 + *
2007-12-17 21:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sir Richard Branson used to market a brand of condom called "Mates".....through a company called "Virgin"...am I missing something?
2007-12-17 22:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by pure_dragonfire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Plus you learn to drive after you've passed your driving test.
2007-12-17 22:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by bacon butty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! 10/10
2007-12-17 23:08:01 · answer #7 · answered by jay_gblink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-17 21:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by kalai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent....thanks for sharing...
2007-12-18 03:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud questions
2007-12-17 21:06:30 · answer #10 · answered by P r u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋