A woman was having a intense and passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to the lover, "into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
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The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastards....."
2007-12-17 20:42:14 · 14 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahaaaa....like it...another good one mate
2007-12-18 01:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-12-17 20:45:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 04:11:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moths those little buggers I opened my wallet and a bunch of them flew out!!! lol â¥
2007-12-19 12:01:14 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know what you mean...the same thing happened to my inspector! Darn moths!
(Can I put my ad in your question?)
2007-12-18 08:09:30 · answer #5 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao one good excuse Mr. Bug be gone had....thx for making me laugh so much today.. You definitely started my day off great
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2007-12-18 02:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-18 06:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! Have a star!!
2007-12-17 22:18:42 · answer #8 · answered by bumbleboi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha wonder if he has ever tried using moth balls!!
:-)))
2007-12-17 21:19:15 · answer #9 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha I liked that one,,,,
2007-12-17 23:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋