when jesus resurrected, apparantly hundreds of tombs opened and jurusalem was visited by hordes of zombies
Mat 27:52-53
but not a single jew took the time to document it.
kinda funny.
what do you think?
2007-12-17 18:30:11 · 10 answers · asked by eelai000 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
patrone07
the same romans that based catholicism off temple records?
come on! do you think that everything written by the jews was stored as "temple records"?
it would be a story told and retold amonsg the jews and written by anyone who could write.
these people can trace their lineage back to adam and eve, but don't recall the zombie invasion. riiiight.
2007-12-17 18:42:45 · update #1
bah hum pig
no. sorry. there were literate jews. these people are revered for their incomparable record keeping.
"all the jews were illiterate."
wrong.
2007-12-17 18:45:05 · update #2
ba hum pig.
i couldn't tell. you don't really get inflection when reading.
2007-12-17 18:55:39 · update #3
It never happened. It wasn't just us Jews who would have documented it, the Romans would have, and with such an astounding occurance the entire known world would have documented it.
Instead? Nothing anywhere.
It didn't happen.
2007-12-17 23:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, zing!
EDIT: To the guy above me - Even if all the records were destroyed, don't you think that the Jews would have remembered the day when the earth split open and the living mingled with the dead? Or is it a Jewish conspiracy?
"Don't ever mention this to the Christians, but the living did indeed rise from the dead..."
Idiot.
2007-12-17 18:36:40 · answer #2 · answered by mam2121 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
jesus is a fhcking zombie and that they say he's king so i could say definite. and to the 2nd question no he does not help the different zombies could drag you returned to him so as that he ought to eat you on his very own.
2016-10-02 01:09:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u do know that Jerusalem was burned down (destroyed) by the Romans in 70 a.d. with all the Temple records and everything else. over 1 million jews were killed.
Jesus is Lord of Lords and King of Kings! God bless.
2007-12-17 18:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
All the Jews who saw it at the time were illiterate...happenstance...
If anyone thinks I was being serious, take a lesson in inflection...
2007-12-17 18:41:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jesus resurrected in Jerusalem , not in Haiti !
2007-12-17 18:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
And it is it is a glorious thing to be the zombie king.
2007-12-17 18:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
yeah but Jesus is gonna fix it by 2008...
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2007-12-17 18:37:17 · answer #8 · answered by d3slyn 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
kinda funny - as you say it!
2007-12-17 18:33:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
what is so funny about it
2007-12-17 18:41:24 · answer #10 · answered by Yvette E 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋