http://www.eagleforum.org/column/2006/aug06/06-08-16.html
Godless: The Church of Liberalism (Hardcover)
by Ann Coulter (Author)
(2) Your broad and breezy reference to the "....corroboration [of macroevolution].....carbon dating, fossil discovery, biology, genetics..." suggests to me that your faith in Darwin still rests almost entirely on all those, "A long, long, long time ago, back when your great/great/great/great granddaddy swung from his tail through the jungle trees...", Little Golden Books you read in first grade.
2007-12-17 16:44:17 · 10 answers · asked by realchurchhistorian 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
HAY KIDS, how long did it take for Dinosaurs to evolve? Billions of years(stress the billions) can you say billion? very good i knew you could.. did you know that Grandpa was SOUP? i knew you didn't know.. thats why i am telling you now while your young kids--did you know everything you see today came from a rock? can you say rock? good.. and guess what else? you will evolve into bigger, better, smarter super humans and become the God that we all know does not exist.. can you believe kids? i knew you could...
who said that dinosaurs evolved? this is forced upon the kids..
Yes its the George Lucas Theology "a long time ago and far far away"
I CHALLENGE THEM RIGHT NOW TO PRODUCE A HALF MAN HALF MONKEY RIGHT NOW! SHOW ME.. why is it always long ago and far away--show me a halfling right now.. a missing link.. Bring it out now.. if i see a half man half monkey talking to me in a half breed language maybe JUST MAYBE i will believe.. but you CANT and guess what? YOU NEVER WILL!
MACROEVOLUTION is the MAC daddy of their beliefs--they push Micro evolution on us like its their proof of everything--you are a result of micro evolution--your dady is the result of micro evolution micro micro micro--then they say the forbidden lie:
Oh well you believe in Micro do ya--WHY NOT MACRO
WHAT? they are TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THINGS--right well macro evolution tells us that grandpa came from a plant? then don't eat plants.. oh my your eating our relatives.. kill all the vegetarians.. because great grandpa was a banana.. or a piece of lettuce..
lets take half lives and assume that they have been the same forever--and ever--and ever and use that to date things.. yeay thats fun.. lets just play GUESS THAT AGE with radiation and a gaga counter--and then lets say its science.. yes kids remember science is something we CANT test, see, feel or hear.. its something that doesn't exist--its a guess... an assumption and THATS REAL SCIENCE...
yea--real poppycock--you know what poppycock is? its poop.. crap.. from a bird.. a finch--that darwin(lowercase d on purpose) used to bring about this GREAT NEW IDEA that would give him lots of money..
its all about money--universities are running out of good science to teach so oh oh i know lets make up something to teach.. that makes since.. lets make up THEORIES and say well kids--these are not proven facts but are still science.. ok i have a theory, its about a goblin called eddy who only comes out once a year on the 14th of February.. he Flys around on his skate board at an elevation of 12,000 feet and sings happy birthday to America.. this is my theory. So since its my hypothesis and i have data consisting of people named eddy and the fact that February 14th does exist.. there is an elevation of 12,000 feet and skateboards are real then i think we are able to call it Science and lets all teach this to our kids as science.. we can take pictures of skateboards with children and put it into text books yes? very good..
ok maybe i went overboard..
anyways.. you get the point
im tired now,
good night
John
2007-12-19 19:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by johnblessed01 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I suggest you remove the massive plank from your arguments for the existence of a god before condemning the speck that is in evolution.
And besides - even if I was to choose to follow some myth - what make you think it would be the con trick that is the bible
2007-12-18 00:54:17 · answer #2 · answered by Freethinking Liberal 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes, I heard this before. I understand that Darwin's father and mother were originated from apes. So do their brothers and sisters. His generations now are all in the sanctuary, for further experiment.
Follow this link for further information: http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/051111_amnh_darwin.html
2007-12-18 00:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Morshidi S 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
www.answersingenesis.org
is a great website to get a lot of information on this topic. If you go to this site and do a search on 'Gap Theory' you'll have many articles to choose from. I listed one below that I thought you might enjoy.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v10/i1/gaptheory.asp
2007-12-18 01:01:13 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, it says that evolution fills in the gaps that creationism can't explain...like why dogs and dolphins have virtually the same bone structure. I suppose God could have just been too lazy to start from scratch...
2007-12-18 00:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by Zhuo Zi 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
All Rubbish Theory of Evolution, it has been proved false today now i think we should bury it in the Grave of Darwin.
2007-12-18 00:57:35 · answer #6 · answered by Jesus will rule with the Qur'an 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ann Coulter? That's the best you could do?
2007-12-18 00:50:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
No I haven't heard it, but Ann Coulter is borderline insane, so I doubt it's worth my time to read it.
2007-12-18 00:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
What an ignorant, ridiculous article! Phyllis Schafely? The one of "wrap yourself in saran wrap to please your husband" fame? The woman must be close to being a fossil herself by now. Then add professor Coulter to the mix. Please, they're not scientists by any means.
2007-12-18 00:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by Petrushka's Ghost 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ann Coulter as a source. You can't be serious?
2007-12-18 00:48:24 · answer #10 · answered by God 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋