Give me details or tell a short story. I have a great one, it involves chewing his *** off in front of all of his emplyees. He missed payroll twice and talked some crap behind most of our backs. His business has since closed due to his laziness.
2007-12-17 16:30:46 · 11 answers · asked by Ern 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I once quit a job at a hookah bar by ordering a hookah and smoking it, and after I was done smoking, I told my boss that I quit and walked out with the hookah in my hands. So I got 2 good things, a sweet hookah and rid of my shitty boss
2007-12-17 16:35:02 · answer #1 · answered by rumbarry 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was only part-time but when a full time position opened up my boss said I'd had too many complaints to hire me for it. He suggested I work the full time schedule for 3 months and then "we'll see". I said that doesn't work for me, went right to Human Resources and told the manager I was concerned about all these alleged complaints I'd never heard of.
Two days later the boss's boss called me at home and offered me the full time position, saying my previous boss had "decided to move on".
The really funny part is 2 years later the original boss apologized when we met by chance, saying he'd been wrong.
2007-12-18 00:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by barbara 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I only worked at my last job for less than 3 weeks. I was totally over it and wanted to quit so I made up a story about how I was having family issues and I needed to quit in order to resolve them. Well, my boss kept trying to pry into the story and figure out what was going on but all I kept saying was that I was a private matter and I could not discuss it. Well she kept prying and I finally I just stopped responding to her.
Then she started saying that "Oh i was going to give you a raise this week and my children love the fact that you could open in the morning so that they could spend time with their mom blah blah blah" trying to get me to reconsider. Finally she got fed up with me because I wouldn't change my decision and she said that because I quit on her late notice it was going to be very hard for her to find someone to fill my spot. I didn't say anything to her. Then she started acting like a b*tch to me and I told her that I would rather quit right this second and you don't even have to pay me than be considerate and give you my 2 weeks notice (I wanted to get the F*CK out!).
At 11:59 am I had my name tag off and I was ready to run out the door I was so happy to quit and never come back. She ended up paying me my last two weeks and I cashed my check so fast because I didn't want that sh*t to bounce. Then a few hours later she called me and left a message trying to be extremely nice to me saying that she kind of needed me for the next week until she was able to find someone but i never returned her call. That's what she gets for being mean to me. She was ridiculous and I never want to see her again.
2007-12-18 01:40:50 · answer #3 · answered by L.M.L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I walked up to my boss during the busy season, an said I quit....right in the middle of a rush at work....the guy was a jerk anyway.
2007-12-18 00:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by jerry 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well my boss was white and he has this little briefcase that pops open and usally his papers spill every where.
one day he called me into his office and tolled me that I was losing 4 dollars off my pay
well I got a hold of his brief case and I put all kinds of nottsi stuff in there so when he opened his briefcase while he was having a meeting the swastikas and all that spilled out I glued a paper to his briefcase saying I quit
to rap this all up he was doing business with a Jewish company so it was hilarious
2007-12-18 00:38:12 · answer #5 · answered by The_Info_Ninja 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I took a huge crap in the middle of the bathroom then I spit on the elevators and put a used tampon in the bathroom. Then I went up to my boss and I told her that I quit this crappy job and I hope she burns in the depths of hell.
*I quit my job last week.
2007-12-18 00:34:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was able to give a month's notice. i hired and trained my replacement. Later, I retutned and was happy i had left on good terms with all/
2007-12-18 01:36:19 · answer #7 · answered by Nora 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i spent the whole day trying to get fired, knowing i was going to quit anyway and when it was finally done i quit! they said i couldnt quit because i was fired and then i noted that i emailed them a resignation at 8am so i did quit before they fired me. they were mad! kinda funny!
2007-12-18 00:35:27 · answer #8 · answered by beyondpairadice 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
easy. i came up to my boss and told him bout my schedule difficulty and why i must quit. it wasnt a big deal cuz that was a parttime thing anyway.
2007-12-18 00:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by tsquare 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my reason why i quit my job cause of school reason i just told my manager i was going back to school and wanted to focus on my studies
2007-12-18 00:33:48 · answer #10 · answered by aznflippgurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋