when asked what his main weapon against terrorism would be he replied " Chuck Norris"
2007-12-17 16:15:36 · 12 answers · asked by going postal 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh yea, nothing else is to be said.
2007-12-17 16:19:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
but Huckabbe cannot win the election
Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
2007-12-17 16:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude. All Chuck Norris has to do is vote for Huckabee. One Chuck Norris vote is worth twice the electoral college votes.
2007-12-17 16:48:55 · answer #3 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is actually a Born again Christian....Cool!
2007-12-17 16:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by Numb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walker Texas Ranger! Yeah, I saw that.
Now that we've found out that he was all about giving illegal immigrants assisted college tuition, we have to question the whole Chuck Norris thing, don't we?
(And what in the name of St. Anselm is this doing in the religion section?)
2007-12-17 16:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That alone should disqualify him; although I don't really have anything against Chuck Norris. I personally always liked Bruce Lee better. Too bad he is dead.
2007-12-17 16:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because Huckabee is the beast of Revelation. If you plug "Michael D Huckabee" into an English Gematria calculator, it comes up 666 ...no joke.
2007-12-17 16:19:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Huckabee doesn't stand a chance against Hillary.
2007-12-17 16:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by rndyh77 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That might guarantee his election if he was running for 9th grade class president.
2007-12-17 16:18:21 · answer #9 · answered by Nowhere Man 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
we should support him as he is the closest dip sh.... to come along since the god hack Bush
we need all the religious nut jobs in office as possible, it can't get much worse than Shrub
2007-12-17 16:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋