I'm speaking to all the non-believers out there.
If you will just tell him,"get thee behind me SATAN", you could be pure and think clean like me and be free of all the DEMONIC thoughts that you have. At least that's what the preacher told us at Landover Baptist Church last Sunday. I tried it and I didn't think any dirty thoughts for several minutes. Try it, it works.
2007-12-17 15:51:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am in love with you Donna! Are you tempted by my beauty, or whit?
2007-12-17 16:03:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not allow Satan to live in my heart or my mind! Jesus is the only one for me. He is the Alpha and the Omega..the beginnning and the end. For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son for whosever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life...John 3:16. Those who chose not to believe in God are missing out on the best love of all! That love is an everlasting, unconditional, forgiving, love that can overcome anything! I pray for all the non believers out there that don't know Him or chose not to worship Him. The greatest love of all is God's love!
2007-12-17 16:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by trish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gotta think of it on their level. Non-believers put Jesus, God, and Satan in the same category as Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. It's fictional to them. So when they see a believer praying to God they have the same reaction as you would if you saw a grown man or woman waiting for Santa to come down their chimney, it just doesn't look right.
2007-12-17 15:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Get behind me Satan" is an awesome album by The White Stripes. Oh wait... rock music is probably satanic too.
As bill hicks said:
"if its a choice between eternal hell and good tunes.. or eternal heaven and New Kids on The Block... I'm gonna be surfing on the lake of fire rocking out, high-fiving satan evertime i pass him on the shore."
2007-12-17 16:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was having trouble finding a place, after we passed that law that says he can't live within 200 yards of a Church or a School -- and we got a LOT of both in this town.
2007-12-17 17:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to think for yourself and you will do fine; IF you can do that.
As a non-believer I am not easily manipulated by religion and to blindly accept and follow what htey teach.
Perhaps you should direct this question to people who followed the crazy and silly ideology of Jim Jones. I'm sure you heard of him.
Think for yourself for one week and you will see how great it is. Try it if you can.
2007-12-17 16:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get behind me Satan is when you are being tempted you say this. This is what Jesus said when he was fasting at the mountain and the devil came to tempt him. I hope you understand what you're learning at church, I will pray for you toget the heart of understanding.
2007-12-17 15:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have seen the dark side but am now breaking free. the evil strangle hold that the great moutian dew held on me is now gone but, i have yet to over come the most evil food know to man, taco bell. yum, yum, yum.
2007-12-17 16:02:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't quite understand who you are directing your question to.
Non believers of what?
Are you saying non Christians, Protestants Jews, Spiritualist or just non belief of any God?
2007-12-17 16:07:04 · answer #9 · answered by letfreedomring 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your as funny as your picture.
You must be guilty of something, the way you pick at Christians.
If you are having mental problems you should seek some help outside of YA.
Can we pray for you?
2007-12-17 16:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by carpentershammerer 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if he pays some kind of rent, or provides me with chocolate fudge brownie ice cream on something resembling a regular basis.
2007-12-17 15:56:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋