This summer I had gas that was so foul it cleared the cabin of all eight of us. It went on for hours and hours.
I have an office Christmas party coming up and I would like to bring a little holiday cheer.
2007-12-17 15:14:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
HARD-BOILED EGGS!! And BEANS! :-) LOL
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2007-12-17 16:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by LadyLynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest a festive holiday blend. For some truly sulphuric, paint-stripping action I suggest cauliflower in liberal doses, interspersed with generous helpings of hard-boiled eggs, very rare beef, and the stubborn swallowing of polluted air. Give it 36 hours or so and presto! This will generate a tremendous concentration of hydrogen sulfide and mercaptans in your transverse colon. Perfect as a conversation piece around the ol' office punchbowl. For a rich digestif of indoles and skatoles, it's all about the nitrogen nitrogen nitrogen. Think of your pooper as an untended garden, gone to seed, and in need or some fertilization. Bon appetit!
2007-12-18 15:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by Fingerpole 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from Beans& Beef and what ever you had over the summer.
Get a Christmas CD that will addd some holiday cheer.
2007-12-17 23:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by glenda w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if ya wanna produce gas....u shouldn't be surprised if u have zero company near you at the party haha.
how u keep gettin invited to these parties? hahaa
2007-12-18 11:39:37 · answer #4 · answered by athletic dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, chilli and lots of beans works well. That and things like brussel sprouts, cabbage and cornbread wrk well too.
I cannot believe i'm even answering this. ^^
2007-12-17 23:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by JellyCat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋