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2007-12-17 15:05:29 · 5 answers · asked by Micky G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
What did the bra say to the top hat?
"You go on ahead; I'll give these two a lift."
2007-12-17 15:07:42 · answer #1 · answered by chrstnwrtr 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice. I have one for you.
There is a rooster that is like all in charge and he thinks he is all hot and all the hens like him and stuff, but the farmer thinks that the rooster is too old, so he was thinking of getting a new young rooster to protect all the hens and chicks, and eat the old rooster for dinner. So the farmer brings a new young rooster to the farm. "No no no buddy. You aren't coming here and taking charge of my farm," says the older rooster. "Wanna bet old man? I'm young, and strong and I'm your replacement so get lost," the young rooster said. "Ok I'll tell ya what, we'll have a race, and the winner gets the hens, and the loser is the farmers dinner, deal?" asked the old rooster. "Ok sure, but since I'm young, I'll give you a 20 yard head start," agreed the young rooster. So they decied they would run 4 laps around the whole farm. The old rooster went 20 yards ahead before the young rooster started going. First lap, the young rooster caught up 10 yards behind the old rooster, then 5 yeards, then 2 yards, and at the very last lap he was right behind the old rooster and they were just about to finish....then....BAM!!!! The farmer stood there holding his gun "Damnit. That's the 3rd gay rooster I bought this week!"
2007-12-17 23:12:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha
what did the....
damnit i forgot my joke.
2007-12-17 23:10:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-18 04:41:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
But very cheesy thanks for the laugh though!
2007-12-17 23:08:13 · answer #5 · answered by CrazyH 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋