2007-12-17 14:46:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Jack)))
2007-12-17 14:58:17 · update #1
I believe the old Zen saying is "Kill him".
2007-12-17 14:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If the tree missed Buddha, then he's okay. He was probably spared the shock of hearing a tree fall beside him, so he lucked out there. As for Shroedinger's Cat, God only knows if it's still alive...but that's the whole point. I guess keep on going?
2016-05-24 11:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write some stories about it - then take to the cities and before you know it you will have a new religion. Follow Bro. Paul's example. He did it extremely well.
2007-12-17 14:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by Tricia R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was 50 cent.
Curtis James Jackson III.
2007-12-17 14:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him to make my Spurs win.
Spurs up 1 with 18 seconds.
2007-12-17 14:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
You're certain it was Buddha?
Then shake your head again, double check and then ask yourself "What shouldn't I do?"
2007-12-17 14:56:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
talk to him about the meaning of life. i met him on the bus before. he told me the meaning of life and gave me a pretzel. i forget the meaning of life but that was one good pretzel.
2007-12-17 14:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. R PhD in Revolution 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Livin' here in Texas, whenever I run into Bubba on the road, I just say "Howdy Y'all". ....... oh, never mind.
2007-12-17 14:59:56 · answer #8 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it's 1972 and you're Sheldon E. Kopp- kill him.
2007-12-17 14:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by q2tango 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him for a hot dog and make you one with everything !
2007-12-17 14:50:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to lose some weight.
Silly answer? What do you want for a silly question?
2007-12-17 14:50:24 · answer #11 · answered by Mutations Killed Darwin Fish 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋