An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for. The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said, "I was going to park there!" The man was a real smart aleck and he said, "That's what you can do when you're young and quick."
Well, this really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes. The young man ran back to his car and asked, "What did you do that for?" The little old lady smiled and told him, "That's what you can do when you're old and rich!"
2007-12-17 13:38:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How true that is*
2007-12-20 15:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uh, for once, your joke could have used some improvement...in the origional version the young man was driving a sports car and the old lady was driving a Cadillac, which makes the contrast between the "young and quick" and "old and rich" that much better-drawn...but keep 'em coming---Brian
2007-12-17 14:53:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha nice one
2007-12-17 14:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The version in the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes" was funny. Your's wasn't.
2016-05-24 10:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea for the old lady!! very funny! ( Don't you hate cocky little snots like that one in real life!)
2007-12-17 13:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by Gellarguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty nice road rage, but it didn't nearly make me laugh.
2007-12-17 13:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by Horcrux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-12-17 13:42:25 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-12-17 13:50:55 · answer #8 · answered by emilyann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lmao
2007-12-17 15:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Checkmate!! I love old people!! LMAO!!
2007-12-17 13:46:25 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-12-17 14:04:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋