A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "This is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
2007-12-17 13:37:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH No! Somebody better start looking for a new job, *pronto!
2007-12-20 15:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is both funny and terribly sad as it sounds like something that could actually happen. I love mike and sooo cute with santa hat on.
2007-12-17 21:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by 'lil peanut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh that's funny, though might take 2 secs to get the joke :P
2007-12-17 21:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by Lost User 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice work
2007-12-17 22:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha..Ha!! Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-17 21:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by D J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! LMAO!! He's fired! *star*
2007-12-17 21:49:17 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good---star
2007-12-17 22:55:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good ^^
2007-12-17 21:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by sd s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!! THAT WAS ALOT FUNNIER THAN THE RACIST JOKES I JUST READ!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH
2007-12-17 22:15:30 · answer #9 · answered by KAYLA'S_MOMMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....funny
2007-12-17 22:06:56 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋