3 Blondes go to Heaven....?

Question

Ok, so three blondes are standing at the pearly gates and ST. Peter tells them they must answer one question before they get in. He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter about?" and she replies, "It's when we hang up lighted trees and give each other gifts." "No," he tells her, "You'll have to go to Purgatory." He turns to the next blonde and asks the same question. She replies, "It's when we send pink cards to our lovers and eat lots of candy." He sends her to Purgatory as well. Finally, he asks the question the last blonde. She replies, "It is the time when Jesus was crucified for our sins and they took his body down from the cross and laid it behind a rock-"
"Very good," he says. "You may enter."
"-and every year he rolls away the rock and if he sees his shadow, its four more weeks of winter!"

Answer 1

LOL. I had to read the ending twice to get it.
It's a very clever joke.

Answer 2

hahah
here is another one
or few...
a blonde, brunette, and a redhead are in a hospital
the brunette says
i was on bottom, so il have a boy
the redhead says
i was on top, so il have a girl
and the blonde says
i'm having puppies!!!!

also
there was a russian, american, and a blonde
the russian said they were the first in space
the american said they were the first on the moon
and the blonde says ill be the first one on the sun, and the astronauts ask her how
and she says she'll go at night

Answer 3

Lol very nice

Answer 4

And to purgatory with you stupid...HaHa I loved it!

Answer 5

lol. i had to read the ending twice, also. but good joke. =]

Answer 6

haha i really loled when i read that

Answer 7

good one!

Answer 8

Good one!! :)

Answer 9

lol....funny