A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.
After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No," she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal..."
2007-12-17 13:21:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute one!
2007-12-17 16:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute and that is how the Mona Lisa gained fame and ended up in the Louvre. Many say the smirk/smile is for all the former johns who said she'd never amount to anything. I guess she fooled them!
2007-12-17 23:30:33 · answer #2 · answered by mac3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha Very funny
2007-12-17 23:13:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a riot. Tell me more and when all the world is mine I shall make you're death quick and painless!
2007-12-17 21:31:21 · answer #4 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke just like the rest
2007-12-18 16:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!~The best joke of all!
2007-12-17 21:50:27 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! thats great!!!
2007-12-18 05:20:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That's good!
2007-12-17 21:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope he didn.t change his mind..heheheheehe
2007-12-22 04:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That was hilarious!!
2007-12-19 14:19:28 · answer #10 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋