10. You've got red and green bags under your eyes
9. You're serving reindeer pot pie
8. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream,
"No! I'm not listening!"
7. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the a** with
your BB gun
6. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
5. Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make
photo copies
4. You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but mistletoe.
3. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears
2. Your standard response, "And happy holidays to you too, you bastard"
1. Two words: tinsel rash
2007-12-17 13:18:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think I have all those!! So, should I see a doctor about the "tinsel rash" or Santa?? ; }
2007-12-19 06:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You catch yourself humming "All I Want For Christmas is Your 2 Front Teeth."
A child comes to your door collecting for charity. You tell him to get a real job, hand him a smoke and shut the door.
Your fireplace has a bear trap in it. You're sitting in the recliner eating milk and cookies...waiting.
The Christmas trees from the corner lot have disappeared.
You have a new huge wood pile out back and a nice fire burning in the fireplace.
The 3 spirits you have contact with are gin, vodka and bourbon.
Christmas Dinner is Reindeer meat, a six pack of beer and a cheese log.
Even with your eyes closed you see flashing Christmas lights.
You feel like punching the next twit that says, "Ho,ho,ho."
You want to overturn in the Salvation Army pot.
You replace all the batteries in the kid's new toys with dead
ones.
You put a Santa Claus headstone on your lawn to scare the kids.
2007-12-17 22:25:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perfect for the Christmas-enthusiasts that are the danes.
2007-12-18 15:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this made me laugh. I like number two, I actually say that to some annoying ppl at my school
2007-12-17 21:21:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! Especially #10! *star*
2007-12-17 21:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. I love this time of year but that was super funny!
P.S. I thought #5 was hilarious...
2007-12-17 21:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by lvjaycie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Hilarious!
2007-12-17 21:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And Merry Christmas to you!
2007-12-17 21:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2007-12-17 21:22:23 · answer #9 · answered by ♪Give into Me♪ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah bery funny :D
2007-12-17 23:13:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋