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It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died.

"Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. I fell, but luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

2007-12-17 13:14:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

OMG!!! That's hilarious! thanks for the laugh!

2007-12-17 21:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Russin T - I am sitting at my computer holding my sides, laughing my head off and have tears running down my face!
Thanks for a really terrific joke! CJ

2007-12-18 00:17:56 · answer #2 · answered by CJ 6 · 0 0

Hahaha that was hilarious! 10/10

2007-12-17 23:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Heard the joke before and it is still funny!

2007-12-17 21:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0 0

i've heard it before, but it was Bill Clinton in the refrigerator

2007-12-17 22:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by AJ W 5 · 0 0

That's really good I'm still laughing! Ha!

2007-12-17 21:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 0 0

hahahahahahahaha i am sure st peter really had a good time.

2007-12-18 16:57:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i cannot stop laughin'. LMAO!!!! this is very funny. u av some really funny jokes. THIS IS FUNNY!!! u deserve a star!

2007-12-17 21:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0 0

pmsl....hiding in the refrigerator lol .

star

2007-12-17 22:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0 0

good joke forgot it till now *

2007-12-17 21:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by Gary 3 · 0 0

I can't stop laughing this was too funny!!!

2007-12-19 14:29:57 · answer #11 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0 0

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