This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever.
He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home.
They have hours of hardcore sex. Then she leaves when he falls asleep.
The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says, "Hey, *****, you gave me crabs!"
She replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, Lobsters?"
2007-12-17 12:48:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA.
I'll give u a star if u give me best answer. =P
2007-12-17 12:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"who mistook her for a prostitute as a results of fact she replaced into "jogging down the line late at night, and respectable women human beings do no longer do this."" the authentic same concern occurred in England while an excellent form of prostitutes have been being murdered. The police took almost no action till 'harmless' women human beings have been being killed. that they are joked approximately in this vile way isn't stunning - prostitutes are seen the backside of the low via the style of super form of communities, regardless of the reality that many straight forward men use their centers, inc. a number of the lads who scream approximately how disgusting the wh*res are. highway prostitutes are many times women those with d&d probs, teenage runaways and girls people who havw been abused as infants and as adults. i assume the very life of human beings like that makes some human beings very uncomfortable, and the reality that they are doing stuff that some human beings locate morally repugnant makes it much less complicated for those ill persons to dehumanise them, so as that they do no longer might desire to evaluate why that woman is in that concern interior the 1st place.
2016-12-18 03:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 04:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bahahahahahha!! wonder what someone would get if they got a hooker from vegas?? gona-herpa-siphal-aids?? bhahahahaha hookers!!
2007-12-17 12:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by KAYLA'S_MOMMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!!! That's a Dirty Sanchez!!! *star* for your filthy joke!!
2007-12-17 12:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one, keep it coming
2007-12-17 13:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwies but coolies:)
2007-12-17 13:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by Jenny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...funny
2007-12-17 14:21:23 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋