write a limerick or as many as you wantt
from your head >not copied off the internet
it must be your own poem
and best one's will win best answerr and i'll star all your ?'s
2007-12-17 12:19:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
my husband was so very kind hearted
he held me so close as we parted
i felt his big weenie
but it was too teeny
and i laughed so hard that i sharted
2007-12-17 12:25:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Claimed a man from Milwaukee, Wisconsin,
"I have the world's biggest johnson!"
When the truth was revealed,
Nobody squealed,
And fewer, yet, claimed to want some.
2007-12-17 12:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by legendofslipperyhollow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The limericks you get in reply
Won't scan or their rhymes will be wry.
   They will not be new,
   Or new, they won't do.
And could I do better? Not I!
2007-12-17 13:22:20 · answer #3 · answered by anobium625 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(During a Public Radio pledge campaign)
A disgruntled pledger named Sachs
Hated the music of Bax
Operas by Wagner
Gave him spasms of anger
So he sent in his check by fax
2007-12-17 12:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by greydoc6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋